1. The Social Media Guru
She made a Snapchat filter for your bachelorette, bridal, shower, and everything in between. She has shared no less than five social media berths the day before each massive phenomenon featuring a picture of herself and the bride with a section about love. She approximately tripped and fell into an open manhole because she was checking you into a diner on FourSquare. She has more pics of your marry than your photographer.
2. The Control Freak
This could be the bride, but theres at least one in every group. She made a fucking Google map of your stops on the bachelorette excursion. Shes got bookings at at least three eateries/ disallows each night in case one doesnt pan off. Shes went transportation submerge. Shes somewhat manic but youre going to be organized, goddamnit. She has sent out no less than three emails treating the contest at hand, ensuring everyone has a) paid for their keep, b) has the T-shirts she , and c) knows how to get to the hotel. She had her bridesmaids dress the day after she found out about your engagement.
3. The Outsider
Who even is she? You definitely was just going clas with her or knew her at some detail in your life, and, yeah, shes fun, but shes clearly is not part of the brand-new dynamic. She grasps to the bride, afraid of interacting with the others. She laughs at everyones jokes, even though half of them, like, arent pun. Shes desperate for scrutiny in a charming route. We still adore her.
4. The Party Animal
Once you unleash her, she cannot be domesticate. Shes offsetting acquaintances at the bar, on the sidewalk, at the golf-club, in the Uber while telling narratives about her home/ pup/ favorite restaurant/ onetime affinities. Shes the one searching for a divest guild( or stripper spar) at 2am or trying to climb on a counter at the piano bar to blink strangers. Shes a champ. Shes dictating shots you dont want and attacking any person who has says theyre tired before 4am. She knows how shotgun a brew, get lost in a foreign city, find her practice back, and be ready for more. Shes an unstoppableand franky, terrifyingforce.
5. The Mom
Shes literally the one impounding the brides hair back while shes vomming during the course of its bachelorette( thanks, Beth ). She can be counted on to have fun, get drunk, but still be so goddamn responsible that everyone comes dwelling/ back to the inn without expiring. She somehow has tissues and/ or plastic bags for clean-ups( shit happens) and never truly yells or comes disturbed. Shes merely disappointed. But shes a cool mom.
6. The Literal Mom
She either just got married and/ or simply had a baby, and clearly thats the focus. She doesnt come to any of the events but somehow comes her shit together for the wed era. She tells you that itll proceed so fast and to hold on to special moments while figuring out a heart shoot. She was a regular on Tinder and at drunk brunch, but now shes a stay-at-home-mom who realise color-coded grocery lists and predicts about the added benefit of fresh nutritions for newborns.
7. The Chill One
No matter what youve thrown at her, she reels with it. You surely switched the styles for your bridesmaids four times, vowed they purchase Miu Miu nude heels, and changed up dress last minute and shes cool with it. Shes come to every incident , not made a giant distribute about it, and is she high? Yah, shes just really high.